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FIRE YOUR COWORKERS
- 1DRAG & FIT
- 2HR OBJECTS
- 3SHARE THE CHAOS
HRACCEPTABLE18%
Orientation has begun. Nobody read the handbook.
Pack the office into one elevator before HR turns a tight fit into a lawsuit.
Three pieces. One quick orientation. Infinite paperwork.
Floor 01 · Mandatory Elevator Meeting
Pack two coworkers and one hazard. Fire one coworker. Keep your job.
Fit two coworkers and one workplace hazard into the elevator. The hazard becomes evidence, then choose which coworker HR terminates. Reach 100% exposure first and the employee getting fired is you.
THE JOBPACK 2 PEOPLE + 1 HAZARD→FIRE 1 PERSONHR 100% → YOU'RE FIRED
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YOUR JOB: SAFEPICK A SHAPE · 0/3 LOADED
0%11 · PICK A SHAPE ABOVEStart with the pulsing card.
Mouse, touch, and keyboard cell placement are supported. Drag surfaces disable page scrolling only while a piece is under your control.
Meet the office disasters
Six disasters. Two shifts. No personal space.
The elevator is small. The egos, equipment, and employment liabilities are not. Learn who bends, who blocks the doors, and who turns one move into an HR incident.
Delegates spatial awareness.
Paperwork with a power cable.
Horizontally scaling since 2:14 a.m.
Looping in the whole elevator.
Employee retention infrastructure.
Unpaid horizontal specialist
The Sleeping Intern
Easy to slide. Hard to wake. The intern is a long, low puzzle piece that can rescue a crowded floor or create an immediate orientation violation.
- Puzzle instinct
- Find the lowest available surface
- HR trigger
- Improper employee orientation
Executive obstruction department
The Micro-Managing CEO
Arms out. Calendar full. Spatial awareness unavailable. The CEO dominates the middle of the grid and reacts badly to contact with staff, glass, or reality.
- Puzzle instinct
- Control the entire middle row
- HR trigger
- Unscheduled executive contact
Operational equipment concern
The Broken Copy Machine
Heavy, awkward, and always printing at the worst moment. The copier creates hard edges, airborne paper, and a compelling argument for remote work.
- Puzzle instinct
- Jam the useful corner
- HR trigger
- Unsafe equipment stacking
Replay the poor decision
Six seconds. Three mistakes. One perfect share.
A replay preserves the move, the squish, and the exact moment HR loses patience. The same office disaster becomes a compact story someone else can try to solve.
00:01
Drag the copier into the only available gap.
00:03
The CEO discovers compression.
00:06FORMAL WARNING
HR preserves the evidence for everyone.
Challenge the group chat
Send the exact bad decision.
Finish the floor, preserve the setup, and hand the same cramped elevator to someone who insists they could do better. No vague score bragging—just the puzzle that caused it.
Take the Floor One challenge- 01Pack it
Fit the office without giving HR a clean case.
- 02Preserve it
Keep the move sequence and the consequences together.
- 03Pass it on
Let someone else inherit the management problem.
Browser first. Pocket ready.
The elevator goes where work follows you.
Open the game on desktop or mobile, then install it from a supported browser when the install option appears. The starter floor is designed to stay available after its first load.
- 01Open Fire Your Coworkers in a supported mobile browser.
- 02Choose Install or Add to Home Screen from the browser menu.
- 03Launch straight into the office without a store detour.
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The launch memo
Be first in line when HR loses control.
Launch-list members will get the public-preview notice, new character files, and the first shareable office challenge. No inspirational management emails.